The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to this very special episode of my brother and my brother me. It's our Grammy Awards 2014

special. My name is Justin McElroy. My name is Travis McElroy. My name is Griffin McElroy.

And I had sounded weird, but I'm just so excited. I know. I've got Grammy fever.

Tonight we are going to be honoring some amazing achievement in the arts of

of of butterscotch cookie making of ribbon candy placement. Cheat kisses. Cheat kisses.

Hair talsels. Biggest purses. Oversized sweaters bought. Most uncomfortable fabrics.

Weirdest smelling quills. Weirdest smelling air house. Yeah, just a lot of weird. There's seven

suns. A lot of weird smell. Still like bread. Okay. Well, that seems a little hate. Most,

you know, the problem with the weird smell categories is most of them are are handled off

off camera. We don't even get to see those. They have like a special sub ceremony that like these

awards were presented by Tom Lopez at a separate event. It's always Tom Lopez. That's his

hell. That's his, he did something and that's his punishment. He did something really bad. Guys,

what Grammys are you most excited about tonight? Where do you think the hot cognizant's going to be?

I think it's going to be most spangly dressed. Spanglishly dressed? Is that well, no,

I don't know who's dressing with the most spangles. Who's got who's got the most, the most, you know,

what am I looking for here? Sequence. Travis is making a play for the most confused category.

Sorry, Travis, but that award has actually already been handed out by Mr. Wolpat. How about

congratulations to Darleen Mecklen, age 73. You really went for it this year. You have no idea why

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