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🗓️ 21 January 2014
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.4 | Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest |
0:48.5 | brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy. And I'm your baby, baby, |
0:52.5 | baby, baby, Griffin McElroy. This week, Travis told me that we've been overthinking in |
0:58.2 | chose, that we don't need to keep planning. Like, we're always having this conversation about |
1:03.1 | current events right before. And maybe there's, and he said just just start running. |
1:09.8 | That is a complaint that we get, probably more than any other complaint, which is that our |
1:15.2 | intros are too thought out and overproduced. They have too strong a sense of direction. |
1:21.9 | Almost as if they'd been written for us ahead of time by Bruce Vellantz, which of course, |
1:26.0 | everything we say on the show is, it just kind of ruins the mystery of it all. |
1:32.4 | So I feel like, let me just look for some material. There's no reason to overthink this. |
1:38.3 | Just look around your room, pick an assortment of all jokes. |
1:41.6 | Okay. You know what? I love this. This is from a free style. Somebody give me, |
1:46.4 | somebody give me like an action. You know, some of the people are doing every day. |
1:52.0 | Euthanasia. Euthanasia, okay. Great. Someone give me a noun. You know, something to work. |
1:58.8 | Colin Mockery. Colin Mockery, okay. This is good so far. So far, I got a Euthanasia |
2:06.0 | Colin Mockery. Now I just need a musical style that I can set this to. Anything at all. Let |
2:10.2 | me just hear the first thing. Gregorian chant. Okay. Anything. Just shout it out. |
2:14.3 | I already said it and it was perfect. Okay. So here we go with that. Here is some improvisational |
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