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🗓️ 30 December 2013
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and vice-show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. |
0:49.6 | I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your baby, a baby, Gryphan McElroy. |
0:53.9 | A lot of times people ask, because how do you guys record the show? |
0:57.4 | How do you capture the magic? How do you capture? It seems like you're in the same room, |
1:03.1 | and I have to convince him. In fact, we are in separate rooms. |
1:08.0 | Separate states? Separate time zones? Separate states of mind in general, like levels of professionalism, |
1:18.0 | I guess, is fair to say. Preparatism? Yeah, I think that's so good. |
1:22.5 | Listen, some of us got way laid on the way to recording because they stopped to be good Samaritan, |
1:27.8 | because the ones car died and they pushed it single-handedly into a parking lot. |
1:31.6 | Now, let me tell you something, Travis, because you told that story, but you also said that you |
1:35.1 | straight up forgot. Oh, no. Also that too. It's not like I was on my way home to record. |
1:39.6 | Okay. I was just on my way home to definitely forgot. You definitely sure forgot. |
1:44.1 | Definitely forgot. But then I turned on my computer and it worked perfectly right away. |
1:48.6 | Yeah. Justin's downloaded far too much World of Warcraft porn. |
1:52.8 | They found on an internet website, like did you point a World of Warcraft characters? |
1:56.9 | Yeah, you could put anything into Google. For a long time, I thought there were more rules, |
2:01.9 | but you can type whatever in it. Pretty much type whatever you want in there. |
2:06.8 | My computer has been way laid by the fine folks at Comcast. |
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