MBMBaM 180: Candlenights IV

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's the most wonderful time of the year as the McElroys bring you their annual pan-faith, no cursing holiday spectacular. Share it with someone you love, share it with someone you want to unnerve, just share it. After all, it's Candlenights.

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me an advice show for the modern era.
0:49.2	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.
0:54.4	I'm your baby, Griffin McElroy, candle knight's 20th floor.
0:57.2	And I'm Charlie Dickens, aren't I?
1:00.1	Now listen, why would you think Charles Dickens would be a child?
1:02.9	Charles Dickens is like a grown-ass man.
1:04.8	I'm Charlie Dickens, I have yet to ride any of the books you might recognize.
1:09.2	No, right now I mostly just look at girls and get booed.
1:12.6	I'm a established author after I'm the Christmas time holiday, don't I?
1:17.7	I am tremendously sorry that we start out the episode with Travis saying the word boners.
1:22.4	Like we warned you there's not going to be any curse words just challenging ideas,
1:26.2	challenging material.
1:27.6	Sort of like an olive at least, and you don't know about often, don't you?
1:31.6	I love the challenging topic of orphans.
1:34.1	It is challenging to deal with it.
1:36.6	Fain sort of vaguely anti-subritting, isn't it?
1:39.9	Sorry about that, Fain.
1:42.7	It was a different time.
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