The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and the vice-show for the modern era. I'm your oldest

brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. And I'm the baby new year,

ghost. Welcome baby new year. The ghost, the baby new year. Apparently. The new year is already dead.

Sometimes. Long live the new year. When I try to do like an impression, he almost always comes out

ghost, and I think that probably explains like a lot of shit about A, me, and B this podcast.

God's Griff and he's our baby brother. And this is 24ward. We made it. Yeah.

20 dirt got pretty tazy there at the end. I was a little worried about whether or not we're going

to be able to forward that there stream, but we made it when we didn't lose any supplies.

Nope. I rung in the new year. I don't know what you guys did. I rung in the new year at a castle

in the center of Ohio. I was trying to solve and murder mistakes. Which is I didn't know

that that was like a fucking like Cassidy. Was there medieval times, not the actual time,

not the restaurant in Ohio? Were there, were there, were there, stitches? Yeah. It's all in the

book of Mormon, Griffin. I guess. Were there dragons and squires and blacksmiths and shit? Like,

in the impression that dragons were a part of medieval history? Cause I guess I just kind of

thought that like Ohio missed out on that. I could maybe see like New Hampshire like. No, it just

it just cycled later. Like I hear in Ohio, our middle ages happened about two years ago. Yeah,

cause I was there for that shit. Thanks. Yeah. And then you left and then it was the dark ages for

about a year and a half because I just found Madison. Yeah. You took it with you. Oh,

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