The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everyone and welcome to our candle night eve eve episode of my brother, my brother, me,

an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your

minimalist brother Travis McElroy. I am your sweet baby Jesus in a manger, even though that's

not really candle night's canon McElroy. Well, like sweet sweet baby Steven in like an oversized

down comforter. There probably was a baby named Steven born on candle nights at some point in

industry speaking of what they probably put them in a barn. What's what day just candle nights

fall on this year? Yeah, the consultant, the calendar handed out by your local butcher.

Why do you have your butcher's calendar? Don't you? Why would you have your butcher's calendar?

Why would you have his hands on that? Because he also makes calendars to raise money for his butcher

business. But your business doesn't break it in like it used to. This feels like a very local

occurrence though. Like, do people all go to my butcher to find out what day it is? Are they

just relying on me to like? Well, he has a website. I mean, God damn it. It's 2013.

Nice. It's a good point. The candle nights is a agnostic pan religious pansexual celebration

of personal panseys. Personal panseys. It's automatic. It's automatic, right?

It is it is much like grease lightning in that it is a real pussy wagon and it is a is a holiday

for men and women boys and girls. You know, we are coming up on it. It is fast approaching. Open

up the advent calendar. Pop this window open. Pop it up and it is left. What's back there?

It's Griffin's pinky toe. It's my pinky toe. It's my pinky toe. It's my pinky toe.

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