The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the modern era. We are here.

During the Thanksgiving holiday, we repurposed our program to serve as basically just a Turkey

advice show. We worked in conjunction with Butterball, sort of their podcasting. Who fired their

entire customer service department, which I thought not only goes against the holiday spirit,

kind of goes against the whole Butterball ethos. I was going through the questions. You know what I

wasn't expecting? What? So many questions about fucking the Turkey. A lot of those are people

trying to get it a rise out, trying to goof the goofsters. Yeah, but I would say that 10% of them

were really graphically detailed. Sure. Well, they were like, where do I put it in? I don't know

how about the giant cavity you stupid idiot? Like you're clearly just fucking with us at this point.

And the Turkey. We've since we got laid off from Butterball, we have a lot of Turkey advice

build up. Let's go around introduce ourselves and just say how we cooked our turkeys this year.

My name is Justin McRoy. I'm the oldest brother on this program. This year I went with a nice

sun-dried Turkey. It's a little dicey to get the procedure exactly right. You got to leave it in

the sun and then you'll wait for how long? Enough. You'll know. Until the little thing pops.

Till the little thing pops out. It usually takes about a day. The belly button. And your not day is not

nearly long enough. You're not going to want to eat it. That's the other thing. My name is Travis

McRoy. I'm the middleist brother and I sat on it. You incubated it. I incubated it for 16 days.

My name is Griffin McRoy and I also got Turkey ended up tasting of farts.

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