The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Welcome to our brother and brother of me, an advice show for the modern era, and it's the most magical day of the year

for us horse-efficient autos. It's Kentucky Derby Day.

I'm going to just sip and all the news here on June loop. You know, we're going to watch the ponies ran.

It's like a Southern gentleman who's face melted through.

I was, I'd put that to hurt my horse race. I said, I said boy, boy, my face is falling off.

I'm the owner of a, I'm a what they call acid magnet.

The way the mint leaves, you got to feel turned out with your teeth.

Actually hate that. That's why I can't drink jolives. I'm hoping I can get through the entire race

without my action winding down because I'm ticked off. That's good. A good joke tip for everybody is

if you name what you're referencing when you reference it. Yeah, it's Comedy 101. That's what they

taught us at Comedy School before we could do this podcast. I wanted to tell you guys that I was

looking at the horses and there's one that I wanted to point out to you specifically and it is

my favorite name of a horse that is running in the Kentucky Derby and here it is. Are you ready for it?

Yeah. Orb. You know, orb one. I am orb orb one, the Kentucky Derby. Orb.

It's because that he has the maximum amount of space, the maximum efficiency of space used

in a geographic object. Well, he also has the most streamlined name.

Right. Everybody else has like those longs like, you know, like a Stephen's left shoe or something,

like you know, and there's just orb. Yeah. What if orb was a what if that's why was a sentient

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