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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 143: Daniel Day Nutchuckles

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2013

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It may be Daylight Savings Time, but we wouldn't recommend skipping this particular hour of comedy. Also, we are very tired, and are going back to bed. Enjoy the show. Suggested talking points: How Was the Dick For You?, A Falcon Attack at Your Wedding, America's Serious Home Videos, Daniel Day Nutchuckles, Get out of here Columbo, A Penis Pump that Plays Chris Gaines, You're the man now dog, Dude, you're getting Adele tickets.

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.1

Welcome, my brother, my brother, and me an advice show for the modern era, and we on that time

0:51.1

creep. If by way on that time creep, you mean that this episode is going to be hurried and rushed

0:56.8

because I overslept by exactly one gridgory an hour. Then yeah, that's an accurate thing to say.

1:05.3

I actually sprung forward two days, and I had to run back to catch this episode.

1:10.0

I also don't understand how time works, or introductions, either of you. So that's a great.

1:18.4

I actually introduced myself, but I did it in the hour that we lost, so no one will ever hear it.

1:26.3

I wish that that's how it worked. I wish that literally like it was just an hour of time edited out

1:31.4

of the universe. It was for me last night trying to go to bed, and it's like, uh,

1:35.9

two, that seems goops three. Nope. Bad. Did it bad? You know, any crimes you commit in the

1:44.0

witching hour, which is what it's called, you get away with. But then you could, but then it comes

1:50.0

back to haunt you, and there are verse-witching hour, which you have to live over twice.

1:55.6

So, keep that in mind. Can we just stop it? It's really fucking silly.

2:03.6

It's like completely made up bullshit. It really rams home the fact that time itself and

2:09.2

our measurement of it is absolute horseshit. Not just time, right? All measurements. All measurements are made up.

2:17.2

Money fucking, it's a, it's a, you know, man, the man, right? Like business and politics, and like,

2:24.7

well, Street's not looking out for me, and my bank, no thank you, my bank, I don't want it.

2:31.0

It's, you know, I'm talking about like savings and loans. Yeah, right. Exactly.

2:35.6

I mean, I don't know what's going on. The government man is taking your time away, and he eats it.

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