4.9 • 31.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2013
⏱️ 55 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.8 | Happy Birthday Patricia Heaton. This is our special Patricia Heaton birthday episode of my brother, |
0:50.9 | my brother me and Advacho for the modern era. And also, you just Google. |
0:56.2 | Also, Chas Bono. Did you just Google Wikipedia and then on Wikipedia, did you Google birthdays on March 4th? |
1:07.6 | This is our Bono Heat episode. Bono Heat, honoring Chas Bono and Patricia Chas Bono. |
1:15.0 | Chas Bono, Patricia Heaton. Do you think, I bet you Patricia Heaton would |
1:20.4 | fucking hate Chas Bono? Because she's a very close-minded. She's very conservative to me. |
1:27.3 | Yeah. Is she the mom from a two-time show? |
1:30.6 | Yeah, she's mom from two-time and she is mom from the middle, but not mom from Malcolm in the middle. |
1:38.6 | Common mistake. Really? What a small world. |
1:43.3 | I know. And who is Chas Bono from? Chas Bono is from Mermaid's and Sunny in Cher. |
1:51.7 | Okay. Also, Rick Perry. So it's a cool day. March 4th here on my brother, my brother, |
1:59.1 | may it serve our Patricia Heaton Chas Bono, Rick Perry themed episode. So all of our questions |
2:05.6 | will in some way have to do with those three celebrities. If you don't see the connection, |
2:10.8 | you're probably just not thinking about it. The first person to respond with an email that lists |
2:14.7 | the connection between all of the emails and either Bono, Heaton or Perry. Oh, I got it. |
2:22.3 | A bit... Griffin, you can't vote this, maybe, because you work for the show. |
2:25.7 | But I know the answer. But you can't say it. But they three of them fucked. |
2:30.4 | The three of them fucked that one time. Well, together. |
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