The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my brother, my brother, and me, your home for the best in fantasy football

recommendations, strategy, and buds. Now, Justin, correct me if I'm wrong because I know very

little about fantasy football, but would you say that the best choice for our quarterback would be

a football unicorn? What the fuck, can we not go? What does that even mean, Travis?

Like a unicorn that's been genetically engineered to be good at football.

Okay, there's so many problems. I don't even understand.

Because it's fantasy, that's the good thing here because it's fantasy.

There's fantasy creatures you're saying could you have Bachema as your tight end?

Yeah, for example, yeah, that's a better opening, goof.

Would it be difficult to balance the sport should rag no rock be your kicker?

That's possible. Yes, I think that balance is always going to be your big problem with any fantasy

link. How do you separate the men from the boys from the Santos camera?

But really, that is sort of the core tenet of the draft, isn't it? That's why the draft

exists. Even big spinners, like the middle earth mirror don'ts, they can't just buy up

all the good players. You've got to take turns to pick them like you do in a draft.

Somebody's trying to outflank you by picking, let's say, a Griffin.

Yeah, you maybe have to sneak in there and get Maristone's Drew.

Yeah, that's the tricky part. Maristone's true, by the way, is it a ghost? We all know that.

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