The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

I'm not sure.

Nope, nope. You said you got it. You didn't have it, did you?

I do have it because it's a two year anniversary.

Is it the day of?

It is close.

You're doing like when you do Disneyland's birthday where it's like the entire year?

It's year. All year. We're celebrating the second year anniversary of the

Disneyland Mining. I don't think you can do that. I think we're good.

I feel like our listeners can chart when there's no big news stories or big movies coming out.

They're like, here come the minors.

I wish it was that simple because then we would have gotten them out with the release of

Captain America, and they would have only been in there for like 45 days rather than 69.

But yeah, I mean, October 13th, right? It's just around the cheese.

Just around the corner. That was the day.

Hey, do you guys have your Halloween costumes picked out yet?

I'm a fifth of, gosh, Christmas is just around the corner now.

Well, a fifth of August is when they get it got in.

Oh, I see.

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