Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

And I'm Elena.

And this is a bonus episode of Morbid.

It's bonus.

It's bonus.

It's bonus. You guys on top of the other two this week. It's on top of everything. Yacht. You guys, oh my God. Breaking Dawn part one is the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. The book is also wildly rough. Oh my God. I... Wildly rough. I remember reading this book. I was probably like 13 maybe when this one came out,

maybe 12. And I was like, this is the sexiest thing I've ever read in my life. And now I'm like,

oh, what the fuck? It's, it's a trip. It's a trip. Being almost 30 years old and looking back I'm like why the who let me read this that's the and I got I got my post-its back out in the book I love

watching Elena prepare for these episodes because that bitch whips out a pack of post-its

and she just goes to town.

Yeah, because we got to do book and movie and illustrated guide.

Yeah.

And website.

Got some off the website.

I got a lot from the website.

I was surfing through that website and there's just so many things I have to say.

Stephanie Meyer is a trip.

Stephanie Meyer. You are a trip. I just really are. I just need to say this because it's

ticking me off. At one point she writes like somebody else is writing for Stephanie. On the website.

On the website, like her fan site or whatever you want to call it. And then she writes, like she's writing it, but it's within the same couple of paragraphs. It's confusing. So I said, who the fuck is writing this, if not you stuff? Yeah. Yeah, it's a big, it's wild. Yeah. It's a wild ride all the way through. I feel like I, now I can't remember breaking down part two, at least like the movie. Because when we were watching this, I was like, oh, wow, I don't remember like any of this. I specifically didn't remember that Edward delivers the baby via his teeth. Yeah. Which is hard to forget. It's wild. I think that was actually a trauma response. Yeah, for sure it was. I think that

was in a box somewhere in the deep back part of my brain. Yeah, your brain really protected you there. But now I'm like, oh God, what are what's going to happen when we do part two? Part two just has a lot of funny lines in it and line deliveries. Okay. And then there's like a pretty cool fight scene. I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly. There is a cool fight scene and I remember, I don't know why

we're getting like into part two right now, but I do remember that Bella has that like force field thing she can do. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I actually completely forgot about that. That was I remembered that out of there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but this part right now. Well, and before we get into that, we wanted to announce our next morbid book club.

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