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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

May 9, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Translating Luke's Vietnamese voicemail; Chloe Lattanzi and her tee-pee living dad; and more listeners with "hotfeet"

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Too Beautiful to Live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

0:10.0

Come on Mike, you gotta get out with your beautiful babies. You can't sit home thinking about it.

0:14.0

Not tonight. Not tonight. Listen to you. We're gonna have fun tonight. We gotta get you all that stuff in the park.

0:20.0

Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the hills looking for this one party

0:24.0

and you're gonna say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we'll look for this other party

0:28.0

but all the parties, all the bars, they all suck. I spent half the night talking to some girl

0:32.0

who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to

0:36.0

and it's like I'm supposed to be all happy because she's wearing a backpack.

0:40.0

We gotta get you the f*** out of dives. We're going to Vegas tonight.

0:44.0

What are you talking about Vegas? Vegas, baby, Vegas.

0:48.0

What do you mean Vegas? Vegas lost Vegas. I'm not going to no Vegas.

0:52.0

I'm not going to no Vegas.

0:54.0

We're gonna go to Vegas and...

0:56.0

Why are we going to Vegas?

0:58.0

No, we're not going tonight. I'm not going to Vegas.

1:00.0

Listen to me. No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay?

1:02.0

And none of this s*** anymore.

1:04.0

Listen, I just listen to you and I'll hear me out.

1:06.0

You bring something nice to wear.

1:12.0

Oh, hi.

1:14.0

Icecan has Vegas trip.

1:16.0

Greetings, LOL cats and kittens.

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