May 8, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: tarantulas on the loose and the KFC giveaway debacle comes to its inevitable conclusion.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Sweet, sweet, sucker for when your staff sleeps you.
0:05.0	It's TVTL, two beautiful 12 on 973, that's M. Cairo.
0:11.0	Hi, I'm Roger Eaten, president of KFC.
0:15.0	On behalf of all our employees and franchises,
0:18.0	I just want to apologize to you.
0:20.0	The response to our freak.
0:22.0	Too beautiful to live.
0:24.0	The offer has been overwhelming.
0:26.0	We've had lines out the door.
0:28.0	To get the great taste of.
0:30.0	Too beautiful to live.
0:32.0	So we can't redeem your free coupon at this time.
0:36.0	We expected an enormous response,
0:38.0	but we never expected anything like this.
0:41.0	Clearly, America loves the great taste of.
0:44.0	Too beautiful to live.
0:47.0	We're really sorry for the inconvenience
0:49.0	and we thank you for your understanding.
0:51.0	But wait, we found a special...
0:56.0	Stash.
0:57.0	Here to for untapped.
0:59.0	Of too beautiful to live.
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