May 6, 2009 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2009

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: is it okay to name your kid "Cohen"?

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0:00.0	Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
0:03.8	T-P-T-L-K-I-R-O-O-T-R
0:12.0	Naya, I just had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people.
0:15.6	Jim, you're 6'11,
0:18.0	anyway 90 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you.
0:21.6	Boom, roasted.
0:23.3	White, you're a kiss ass, boom, roasted.
0:25.5	Pam, you failed art school, boom, roasted.
0:28.4	Meredith.
0:29.6	You slept with so many guys, you're starting to look like one.
0:32.4	Boom, roasted, Kevin.
0:34.2	I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke, boom, roasted.
0:37.2	Creed, your teeth called.
0:38.4	Your breast stinks, boom, roasted.
0:40.2	Angela, where's Angela?
0:42.3	Well, there you are, I didn't see you behind that grain of rice.
0:45.5	Boom, roasted.
0:47.1	Stanley, you crushed your wife during sex and your heart sucks.
0:50.5	Boom, roasted.
0:51.5	Oscar, your gay.
0:53.1	Andy, Cornell, call.
0:54.2	They think you suck.
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