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The Bert Show

May 31st 2023 Full Show Part One

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

Men and women can't just be friends.

0:04.0

It's not like an outdated concept.

0:07.8

I first remember this from when Harry met Sally.

0:10.5

That was like when it got ingrained in my head that there will always be an attraction

0:15.2

on one person's part.

0:16.4

Well, I mean, yeah, when it's Billy Crystal, how do you deny the attraction?

0:20.5

It's not even possible.

0:23.0

It is kind of funny when you think about it.

0:26.2

At least now people are saying that yes, they can be friends.

0:28.8

But now there are certain like what's the word I'm looking for?

0:33.2

Parameters.

0:34.2

Parameters almost, right?

0:35.4

I saw this reel.

0:37.1

It is short.

0:38.1

It is sweet, but I felt it could be highly debatable.

0:42.7

Okay?

0:43.7

And there was nothing like it's just a woman sitting there, close up on her face with some

0:49.6

music playing in the background, a younger woman at that.

0:53.8

And it said this.

0:57.4

These are only friends with girls they find attractive.

1:03.4

And girls are only friends with boys they find unattractive.

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