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Toucher & Hardy

May 31, 2017: Hour 4

Toucher & Hardy

Beasley Media Group

Sports

4.3735 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2017

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

On this hour: More Dude and Bird Show audio, Tiger Wood's DUI video is being released today, John Clayton is let go by ESPN, the Stack and the crossover!

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0:00.0

Bob, the Sports Hub, or Toucher in Redgetown Fair Attire Studios, and that is the voice of the dude.

0:07.4

The Dudenberg podcast is the greatest podcast in the history of podcasts, and you can get those.

0:14.3

I would listen to it.

0:15.4

I'm kind of getting robbed of listening to it because, you know, the ideas that I react to this, I would like to be able to sit in the car and listen to Dood and Bird podcast, but that it's just not going to happen. It is an hour of entertainment. At any given moment, you can pop on. I think there's 10 of them now. They've done 10 Dude and Bird podcasts. Wow. They are prolific. There's no doubt about that. But Rich, should I just start this or does it need a setup?

0:38.8

No, let's just let it roll.

0:40.0

All right, dude and bird.

0:41.0

Just breaking it down. Todd is a townie talk. Let's hear it. Prince Pizza? Yeah. No, we got to go for like a Buffet when they have a buffet. We have to go for a Buffet. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna have a buffet.

0:51.6

Prince Pizza?

0:52.5

Yeah.

0:53.0

No, we gotta go for like a buffet when they have the buffet.

0:55.3

They do buffets there?

0:56.9

Yeah? Oh, dude, I gotta go.

0:57.7

True story. We have a buffet. Prince pizza? Yeah. No, we gotta go for like a buffet when they have the buffet.

0:55.4

They do buffets there?

1:13.5

Yeah? Oh, dude, I got to go. True story. Me and my buddy went. We just kept eating pizzas. And the waitress came out and said, look, we'll drop off two pizzas every 10 minutes. Just don't go up there. We got you. Hey, hey, hey, don't stop to party because I'm lying.

1:19.5

So this waitress said, wait a second, stop going up to the buffet.

1:25.5

I'm going to go and get you two pizzas and bring them to your table.

1:30.3

Because you're at a buffet, but you guys insist on getting up and getting more food.

1:30.6

Right.

1:34.5

So I'm going to bring it to you so I can not get tipped at all.

1:36.4

Because it's like a $10 buffet.

1:44.5

So in order to get that $4, I'm just going to keep bringing you pizzas every five minutes.

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