May 29, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Luke's anti-littering campaign

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0:00.0	At Proximum, Con-William, you're listening to T.D. Chow.
0:06.0	Yay!
0:08.0	Because this guy's making you talk like a crazy person,
0:11.0	you have sexually transmitted crazy mouth.
0:13.5	Deal breaker.
0:18.0	My fiancee and I keep arguing about our wedding plans.
0:21.0	Nope. Your fiancee is gay. Look at him.
0:23.0	Look at you. Classic case of fruit blindness.
0:26.0	Fruit blindness. Sir, have you ever kissed a gentleman?
0:30.0	One time in college and a lot since then.
0:36.0	My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since he got promoted at his job.
0:40.0	Yeah, he thinks he deserves a VJJ upgrade.
0:42.0	He doesn't. He's not Tom Brady.
0:44.0	Shut it down. Deal breaker.
0:46.0	Yeah, there's no such thing as bisexual.
0:48.0	That's just something they invented in the 90s to sell hair products.
0:51.0	Deal breaker.
0:53.0	Only once snake in the bed. Deal breaker.
0:57.0	I think you guys are gonna make it.
0:59.0	All the way to a Friday night edition of DBTL.
1:03.0	Show this probably too beautiful to live.
1:06.0	Do you think y'all can handle this?
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