May 29, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2008

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Blinding you with science: Shy Bladder is real.

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:10.0	Back here alive at the Waterfront Village with my friend, the zombie, Jonathan, you're
0:14.8	looking good, Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job.
0:17.7	What do you think?
0:18.7	I like turtles.
0:19.7	All right, you're great, zombie.
0:29.2	Sephalalgia, Sephalalgia, a pain in the head, Sephalalgia, Sephalalgia, C-E-P-H-A-L-A-L-G-I-A,
0:52.8	Sephalalgia.
0:54.8	The zombies are made in your mouth.
1:01.8	It's like when Christian won Project Runway, even though Rami was clearly the better draper.
1:09.8	I'll be honest with you, I cried like a baby.
1:12.8	Do it live, I can go out and write it and we'll do it live.
1:24.8	They've turned the radio dial with a snarl, then one day they tell me they suddenly realized
1:30.5	I was talking to them.
1:32.8	We are talking to you, America and parts of the Orient, because this is a Thursday night
1:39.5	edition of TBTL, the show that is probably too beautiful to live.
1:47.2	Episode 101 in a collector's series, indeed.
1:57.2	I'm Luke Burbank, your host, weighing in at 190 pounds.
2:04.3	The good news, I haven't gained any weight since yesterday.
2:09.4	The bad news, yesterday I was 190 pounds.
2:21.4	Jen Road Dog Andrews.
2:23.0	It's Granny Todd!
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