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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

May 28, 2009 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Luke recaps this morning's speech; voicemails, and sadly, more Chuck E. Cheese violence.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to TBTO with Luke, Jan and Sean, a show that is quite possibly too beautiful to live with

0:05.8

Pretend the Crow's Caption brought to you by DemonChip.com

0:11.1

Do you know your poster number one?

0:13.6

Yeah sure, but I've only got one bead and I grow people in my sleep with it's a condition.

0:23.6

It's one of the reasons I had to leave the New Zealand Army.

0:25.9

We'll just don't look on the floor.

0:28.4

I'll probably find you there. I tend to really reach out.

0:33.2

I'll sleep in the kitchen.

0:38.4

Hmm, maybe mine.

0:40.0

No, we'll find something.

0:44.0

Just after 9 bells, Burbank Standard Time here on a Thursday night and that means we've entered

0:49.5

the third and final hour of this 335th episode of TBTO, 335 in a collector's series

0:58.3

and as you heard last night, if you tuned in, Jen has been dealing with a deeply embarrassing

1:08.8

medical situation.

1:10.4

Incredibly personal.

1:11.6

So personal that it's also her icebreaker every time we have a celebrity guest on

1:17.4

and then she just completely volunteered it here on the air without anybody prompting her.

1:22.4

So it's Jen personal, which is a different category.

1:26.9

It's the kind of thing where I always, if I'm feeling really embarrassed about something,

1:31.4

I always feel like if I blurred it out and that takes the power away.

1:34.4

That's right. There's basically Jen and Luke personal.

1:39.8

Jen Luke and Sean personal and then there's Jason, Vanessa and Christina personal.

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