This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

Back your life at the Waterfront Village with my friend, the zombie, Jonathan, you're looking

good, Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job, what do you think?

I like turtles, all right, you're great, zombie, and what did you know that you could perhaps

kill somebody?

Well, I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business.

Keep talking to us, David Blaine.

I think with us, because guess what, it's illegal, it's literally a legal.

Drunk people are so meta, I hear that you rap, is that true?

You know how to rap?

Yes it is true.

Hey man, Komodo dragon, why you got to speak to a wagon?

I'm not ready, we're not ready yet.

Thank you Steve.

Someone tell him we're live.

Well, ready or not, here we come with a Wednesday night edition of TVTL, the show that

is probably too beautiful to live.

Nobody buys me, nobody buys me either.

Episode 100 in a collectors series, I'm personally really looking forward to episode 102.

I'm Luke Burbank by the way, your host, weighing in, once again, at 190 pounds, oh dear

lord, that's all, I was just chopping onions, making a lasagna for one, Jen baby evangelist

Andrew, you had an Andrew's diet date today, and Andrew's diet, TVTL show meeting, that's

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