Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

T-B-T-L-K-I-R-O-O-R.

I just want to say one thing about Eric Roberts.

Eric Roberts is probably the best actor I ever worked with,

and I don't know why in the last 15 years,

ain't nobody given the chance to show his **** again,

because whatever he did 15, 20 years ago,

I should be forgiven.

And I wish there was,

I'm, I'm, I'm serious about that.

Eric Roberts is the **** man.

He deserves a second chance.

And I wish there'd be one God **** filmmaker in this room

that would, would let him fly,

because the man he is, something else.

And that little blonde dude that did that thing,

I'm going to beat your ass ****,

but I get out of here.

The always sage words of one Mickey Rork.

Assuring us here into the nine o'clock hour,

of course, it's just after nine bells,

Burbank Standard Time, which means we have now entered

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