Hey, it's Luke. I'm somewhere feeling very tired and pretty emotional. Hope you're enjoying this best of TBTL.

This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank, on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

And now, the TBTL players are...

Interior, Carrie's apartment.

It was a lovely, uneventful Saturday morning. Three lattes, two newspapers, and one dating service application.

Interior, Trending New York Cafe, looking at a magazine cover.

Dear single.

Single? You don't even have a name?

Well, I'm single. I don't deserve one.

That's the postal equivalent of a drive-by shooting.

Yeah, and I thought those 57 menus I got every day from Hoonan Moonan were annoying.

Look at this. Don't let your soulmate slip away.

Oh, I know. It's almost a threat. Like, we don't have him. He's waiting. He's just waiting for you, but hurry, because he's sipping, slipping away. Oops, there he goes.

I disagree. I believe that there's one perfect person out there to complete you.

And if you don't find him, what, you're incomplete? It's so dangerous.

All right, first of all, the idea that there's only one out there. I mean, why don't I just shoot myself right now?

I'd like to think that people have more than one soulmate.

I agree. I've had hundreds.

Yeah, and you know what? If you miss one along, comes another like cabs.

No, that's not how it works.

Oh, okay.

But you're still looking outside yourself. It's saying that you are not enough.

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