What's up? Welcome one hour away from a shot at $1,000. Also coming up at the program

we got a Debbie dad call Derrick's just going to be a little bit late. He said he had

take care of some business. I don't know if he's like home banner. He's got diarrhea.

The good news is Derrick is still here with spirit. I'm making drop his pants and show me.

See, I mean, he's right here. Not a big deal. I'm going for weener. See, I want a man

that can defend me. He's just going to be fresh meat like you're sitting right there.

It is. Yes, Derrick. What? How are you feeling today? He just has a ginormous penis.

Okay. Nice to know, buddy. If you have sex, just use a condom. That's not Derrick.

That's somebody impersonating him. You know, Derrick doesn't use condoms. He's

Captain. I won't use a condom. Crazy. You said your balls were hanging out. Okay. So

Derrick will be here in spirit. He'll be here in about an hour. Yeah. But you know,

good news for me. I have Captain Delay. So I'll say something to Chris and then it's not

your radio glitch in or anything. It's just Chris because there's going to be a delay.

Even though he's right here in the room, I can see him. He's standing right there. There

will be a delay. But that's just how he operates. It's got a process. Yeah. It's got a

process. Yeah. I know. Well, you're old school radio. You know, you're not part of this

whole new kind of fast paced have fun radio. You know, you guys would sit back. You guys

would be laying on the ground drunk past out all those stories you were telling us. We're

done that way. Yeah. The best shows were passed out. Well, I figured out what it is yesterday

actually. So when Chris does mid days, there's an countdown till when you're supposed to

start talking. Oh, okay. Okay. I got you. Well, interesting. I'll work on that, but

I can't even get paint in the studio. So I don't know if I'm going to get you your technology

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