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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2021

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Mother of 1 goes down on some dude in a fast food place, Girl gives her man herpes on purpose, Why did you get dumped, Cricket nachos, Why millennials cheat and more!!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Podcasting. No. Thanks for downloading this podcast. The 99.5 kiss Billy Madison show.

0:20.0

What up bitches? Welcome Billy Madison show. My dog's looking at Narla like he's a predator.

0:26.0

She's not even looking at me. Yeah, she is. Look at her. She's scared to death. Hold on.

0:30.0

Let me help me get this diaper on her. Why are we putting a diaper on her? Cause I don't want her to pee.

0:35.3

She's potty training. So Toddlers do. He got a potty training of dumb ass. Did you have a kid?

0:40.6

Yeah, I do. But I know dogs are like kids, right? Don't you think they're people treat their

0:45.8

their dogs like kids? Well, when I leave the house, I put my dog in a kennel and leave.

0:50.6

Yeah, you're freaking her out. Now be nice to her. Billy, I'm holding her up.

0:54.6

Didn't you work at a dog place? Yeah, but we didn't put diapers on unless they were sick.

0:58.4

Okay. Well, she's not sick. I know. You're the first person I've ever seen put a diaper on.

1:03.5

I think these diapers are too big. I think my chick gave me the wrong diapers.

1:06.8

It's probably her time in the month like diapers. No, these are not time of the month.

1:10.8

Yeah, they do that. Put her in her play pen. All right. Now give her her toys.

1:15.3

Which toys? She's got toys in the bag. Get the toys out. She likes to have fun.

1:19.6

All right. Would you like to just be locked in a little play pen with no toys?

1:23.2

No, it's suck. That'd be awful. Yeah. Like get her some toys. Got a little chew toy.

1:27.9

Okay. All right. Now be sweet to her. So funny. I was on the way to work today.

1:32.0

Yeah. And I was recording. I don't know if I should post this on Instagram. I don't know if you

1:36.0

guys know, but I'm an Instagram guy now. Okay. Kind of a big deal. Right? I was on private since 2014.

1:43.8

I started at 17 followers. Yeah. You know, you get you. Yeah. Numerous. Numerous requests.

1:51.0

The following is me on the way to work.

1:56.5

Tell me you don't like being in your bag. But you get to go to my work.

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