This is T.B.T.L. with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

Kids at school they call me names.

This is stutter worth the stutter fingers.

Stutter milk pancakes.

The butter thing will put up a lot of doors.

You know I work corrective shoes as a kid.

Really?

When I was born I had a malformed extra baby foot extending from my actual foot.

Now they think maybe I ate my twin.

But after the surgery to remove it I walked pigeon-toed.

So all through grade school I had to wear corrective foot gear that attached to a head gear.

If only Liz Lemon and Jack Donnegee would have had some kind of guide written for them by their parents.

Just a kind of breezy funny but also touching letter if you will.

Describing the different challenges that they might come up against in their life including head gear that connected to foot gear.

Or severe stuttering problem.

If only they would have had such a kind of oracle they might have turned out to be a lot more well balanced human beings.

And not wanting his child to go through the same pain that they went through oracle lists.

Humorous and author Brian Sack has put together a book called in the event of my untimely demise.

Twenty things my son needs to know.

It's a book that he wrote for his young son.

It's very funny.

I've been enjoying it this week.

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