May 21, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

TBTL is Updaters: The "Footprints" poem could be "shared-dream syndrome"; the R. Kelly trial is underway and it looks like they'll be using "the Shaggy defense"

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	And I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
0:13.0	I don't fear no either.
0:15.0	Evil.
0:16.0	I'm not with me.
0:17.0	I mean, none.
0:18.0	He is with me.
0:20.0	He is really with me and I ain't lying, my sister.
0:25.0	I need to clear my thoughts, Sickles.
0:27.0	Sickles, sickles, sickles, sickles, sickles.
0:29.0	If you've got cute hair, I'm gonna say damn girl, you got some cute hair.
0:33.0	You know, it's not so much the burning, but it's you.
0:38.0	Oh my god, it's driving me crazy.
0:41.0	You can't ride in my little red wagon.
0:43.0	Boo, boo, boo, boo, uh-uh.
0:45.0	I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not.
0:48.0	That's why I live in a T.P.
0:50.0	I'm not ready. We're not ready yet.
0:52.0	Back to you, Steve.
0:53.0	Someone tell him we're live.
0:55.0	Get off milk island.
0:57.0	Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.
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