May 20, 2009 – Part 2
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 20 May 2009
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the Show: Luke's big announcement about the Mariner's game tomorrow night. Plus, our new hero: Jimmy Kimmel
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, wait! That is a sweet looking spice car you got there. What is that man? |
| 0:04.5 | This here buddy, TBTL with a 973 carol under the hood. Hit it all ass! |
| 0:16.4 | Methamphetamines. The worst sunburn you'll ever have. Taffy-pipers. The babies. |
| 0:25.8 | That was me. |
| 0:26.8 | Methamphetamines. The worst sunburn you'll ever have. Taffy-pipers. The babies got a tummy ache. |
| 0:33.5 | Slinky pies. Dinosaur cheerleaders. Hairstyles for hobos. Smokable graham crackers. |
| 0:39.4 | Hey, I found some change in the sofa. A hopeless sandwich with a despair pickle on the side. |
| 0:44.1 | Dentures for crocodiles. Pilgrim food. Tummy tumblers. Tadad lobster bibs. |
| 0:50.0 | God! Apparently I had a few tummy tumblers. Right before the beginning of this third and final hour |
| 0:58.6 | of TBTL, of course it's just after nine bells. Burbank standard time. Sorry about that. |
| 1:04.7 | Sometimes when I'm trying to plan out the next little guy that I'm going to play, |
| 1:10.3 | I click the wrong thing and I interrupt human giant and I apologize. Welcome, welcome, |
| 1:18.6 | to this hour number three. It's episode three 31 in a collector series. |
| 1:24.9 | Our website is minorthwest.com slash TBTL where Jen has been kind enough to put up an open thread. |
| 1:31.8 | And there's a whole bunch of cool stuff there. There's a link to the Anthony Bourdain Mario |
| 1:36.8 | Battalion event that I'm going to be moderating and you can buy tickets to that. We've got a |
| 1:42.5 | link to Rhapsody which Josh Kerns was just rapsodizing. That's not a word is it. |
| 1:50.8 | Waxing Rhapsodic is a term. I don't know if you can rapsodize. |
| 1:56.0 | All right. Well anyway, we've got a link to that thing, whatever it's called. We've got an amazing |
| 2:02.1 | father-daughter dance to a Billie Eidel song at a wedding which we will probably talk about at some |
| 2:07.0 | point. And we've got a link to to the music the kills came and played on Friday night which we |
| 2:13.2 | will try to play a sample of here in a few moments. First though, let us embark on this journey |
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