May 19, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Luke's new word for "lame"

Checking back in with Dave in China

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.
0:10.0	Bushing in.
0:12.0	We know what you need to do, you need to go into your closet, and you need to high-go your life.
0:17.0	You need to pink your green orange that has yourself, alright?
0:20.0	What do you do about your nipples?
0:23.0	Do it live! I can go and write it and we'll do it live!
0:28.0	That's why I live in the T.P.
0:32.0	I'm not ready, we're not ready yet.
0:33.0	Thank you, Steve.
0:34.0	Someone tell him we're live.
0:36.0	Ladies and gentlemen, she's in the house.
0:40.0	It's Granny Zah!
0:43.0	Lift my fucking!
0:51.0	Gene Wilder screaming ball sack on a fireboat in Lake Chunky.
0:56.0	Here in Canada, everyone has three parents.
0:59.0	My mother's English Canadian, my father's French Canadian,
1:02.0	and my third parent is an eagle with a Jeff Daniels face.
1:06.0	Big what?
1:07.0	This is Cory Feldman, and we're about to raise the stakes.
1:10.0	Consider them raised, America.
1:14.0	Set the stake alert on raised.
1:19.0	Because we are at a Monday night edition of T.B.T.L.
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