May 15, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2009
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: What was the best year to be born if you're a geek?
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| 0:00.0 | No vans, no die pecs, put your money on the counter, just keep it here. |
| 0:07.0 | There's this guy's making you talk like a crazy person. |
| 0:10.0 | You have sexually transmitted crazy mouth, deal breaker. |
| 0:17.0 | My fiancee and I keep arguing about our wedding plans and... |
| 0:20.0 | Nope, your fiancee is gay. Look at him. Look at you. |
| 0:23.0 | Classic case of fruit blindness. |
| 0:25.0 | Fruit blindness! Sir, have you ever kissed a gentleman? |
| 0:29.0 | One time in college and a lot since then. |
| 0:36.0 | My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since he got promoted at his job. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, he thinks he deserves a VJJ upgrade. He doesn't. He's not Tom Brady. |
| 0:43.0 | Shut it down, deal breaker. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, there's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the 90s to sell hair products. |
| 0:50.0 | Deal breaker. |
| 0:53.0 | Only once snake in the bed, deal breaker. |
| 0:56.0 | I think you guys are going to make it. |
| 0:59.0 | I got a deal maker for you. |
| 1:01.0 | A Friday night edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 1:06.0 | Boom, roast it. |
| 1:08.0 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 183 pounds. |
| 1:14.0 | Same as yesterday. |
| 1:17.0 | But... |
| 1:19.0 | This weekend, we'll see. |
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