May 15, 2008 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Luke's anger toward Seattle on a sunny day (you just have to listen)

The R. Kelly trial is just as entertaining as you would imagine.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Correcting yesterday's broadcast, Yitzak Shameer is not a character on perfect strangers,
0:15.0	but is actually the prime minister of Israel.
0:18.0	I'm...
0:20.0	Okay, we got a problem.
0:22.0	There's something wrong with the prompter.
0:23.0	Those aren't the right words.
0:25.0	Those aren't words.
0:27.0	What does that mean?
0:28.0	I'm sorry I was wrong.
0:29.0	What is that?
0:30.0	I don't know that.
0:31.0	I've never seen those words before in my life.
0:32.0	What causes diarrhea?
0:33.0	It is one of the greatest mysteries in the scientific world.
0:37.0	It's my birthday tonight.
0:38.0	You need to relax.
0:40.0	George Clooney, I don't have a problem with using Michael Clayton.
0:43.0	HW calls it Michael Gate.
0:46.0	That's a burn.
0:48.0	Ain't no one going to continue to steal your pens and pencils
0:51.0	when they find out where you keep them.
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