May 14, 2008 – Part 3
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
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🗓️ 14 May 2008
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is TBTL with Loot Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, Roanoke, Cairo, I've got to put you through pain! |
| 0:22.0 | Welcome back to TBTL. We are entering hour two of this Wednesday night program, |
| 0:28.3 | episode 93 in a collector's series. There was an interesting article in New York magazine, |
| 0:36.3 | I don't know, a while ago, back when I was living there, and it said, |
| 0:42.0 | everything you think you know about working out and losing weight is probably BS. |
| 0:47.1 | And their basic premise was that people who work out eat more because your body is a calorie |
| 0:55.2 | machine. And if you like I did eliminate a thousand calories by running 10 miles, |
| 1:03.6 | you're probably going to wolf down in the course of three to four minutes. |
| 1:10.9 | And in probably I would say seven to eight pounds of nachos, which I just did. |
| 1:17.0 | And there is, I mean, I just got a large nachos from Azteca and ate the whole thing |
| 1:27.6 | while basically during a commercial break, during a five minute commercial break, |
| 1:32.3 | and now I have five pounds or eight pounds or ten pounds of nacho chips, delicious meat and |
| 1:41.0 | cheese and jalapeno. In my gutty works, as Dr. Steve Brule would call it. |
| 1:47.6 | And I just want to take a nap. Can you just do the rest of the show, Jennifer? |
| 1:52.8 | This is the problem is that it actually goes to the thing that you talked about, Jennifer, |
| 1:57.3 | the study about willpower that was in the New York Times. How they think that we really only |
| 2:02.4 | have enough willpower to do one thing. So to have the willpower to do the exercising and also |
| 2:07.6 | to eat right, it's kind of a tough call. Right. I'm finding that out for myself. But if I went out |
| 2:14.7 | and got on the tailor right now, it'd probably be 195. Take Sean's shoes with you because they take |
| 2:19.4 | weight off. Yeah, they're magic shoes. We had an unfortunate incident before the show today. Sean, |
| 2:25.6 | where did you get those shoes from, by the way? I don't remember. I've had them since probably |
| 2:31.7 | college days or or just before. I might have been it. I might have got them at Bell Square |
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