May 13, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Nature haikus with Sean DeTore, and Jen and Luke share their deep "messy house neuroses"

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0:00.0	I love you honey, buddy. Everybody be cool. This is the TVTL
0:06.1	TVTL. Any of you tends to move and I'll deprecate every Jesus Jews drinking last
0:12.1	one out of you.
0:29.1	It's great. It's been 14 hours.
0:31.1	Will you sign our sheets?
0:33.1	Will you give us a few more just with kicks, run it up to 50?
0:36.1	Don't you just sass. What do you think I'm a push-up? You know what I used to eat for breakfast?
0:41.1	Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch?
0:45.1	Cocaine. What'd you have for dinner?
0:48.1	Cocaine.
0:49.1	I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I am not here to serve as your hours.
0:53.1	I'm here to serve as these young boys.
0:56.1	Do you think I give it?
0:58.1	If you guys go to prison, huh? I've been to prison.
1:01.1	Oh, I have. I've been to prison.
1:04.1	Prison of drugs? Alcohol?
1:07.1	Sick thoughts. I used to have sick thoughts.
1:11.1	So don't you come in here preaching to me about hours when you're standing over there
1:19.1	and you're standing over there and I don't know which way is up.
1:24.1	Come back. We can come back.
1:27.1	No, no, no, please. Please, stick around because what we've got for you
1:32.1	is a Wednesday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
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