May 12, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2009

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: MSNBC anchors got into a big fight on the air today.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi honey, what are you having?
0:01.4	Yes, I'm like an Order of a TBTL Scatterage Mother and Covered with a Side 973.
0:06.9	Hiro.
0:07.9	You want that thrusting?
0:08.9	Oh no, not thrusting.
0:10.0	You got it, hon.
0:11.0	I AM A Model.
0:13.1	I AM A Christian.
0:15.2	I am proud to be an American.
0:17.7	My grandfather served under General Patton during World War II.
0:21.2	He did speak about the freedoms he fought for, and taught me to never back down and never
0:27.7	Let anyone take those freedoms away from you and I find it appalling that a professional
0:33.0	photographer would violate my trust by releasing an unauthorized and inappropriate image taken
0:40.0	in between post shots on a windy day which I was unaware of.
0:45.3	That was really beautiful.
0:46.8	We got something even more beautiful and this one is even slightly plausible.
0:53.3	It's a Tuesday night edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:58.3	This should not happen in America.
1:00.8	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 185 pounds.
1:07.3	I do not understand why it is that I can't seem to get lower than that.
1:14.8	Because I sit with it.
1:16.4	Oh, okay, that actually is precisely metabolically.
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