May 11, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: It's granny time (rants and raves, and listener advice)

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0:00.0	So I told myself, grab another Rainier, made with Yakima Valley Hots, turn on the radio, and we'll see you in TVTL.
0:15.0	You only grudge against Montgomery Burns.
0:16.5	No!
0:17.5	Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him.
0:20.5	Checked out.
0:21.5	No case for you, free to go.
0:22.5	Good, because I got a hot date tonight.
0:24.5	A day.
0:25.5	Dinner with Fred.
0:26.5	Dinner alone.
0:28.0	Watching TV alone.
0:30.0	Alright, I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalog.
0:36.0	Cheers catalog.
0:37.0	Would you unhook this already, please?
0:39.0	I don't deserve this kind of shared-be-treatment.
0:42.0	Hey, however you spend your evenings is your business, as long as you spend them.
0:48.0	With us, here on TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:53.0	What are you going to do to me?
0:55.0	Do it!
0:56.0	Welcome to the Monday Night Edition of the program.
0:59.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 105 pounds.
1:05.0	What?
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