May 1, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 1 May 2009
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Luke received a parking ticket...from ten! Plus, an airline announced they are going to start serving absinthe in flight. Could that possibly be a good idea?
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, me! That is a sweet looking spice car you got there. What is that, man? |
| 0:04.5 | This here, buddy, the TBTL with a 973 Cairo under the hood. It'll all ask. |
| 0:15.6 | I don't know what you're going to walk up a canvas, the gold medal, especially the main sinkhole, |
| 0:20.0 | isn't even in the 88 Olympics yet. That's okay, because we could use the time, |
| 0:24.9 | of not that strong swoop. There it goes. This is like a mirror in between you, and then he |
| 0:30.9 | goes this way, and then let's say you were to point at each other. You're doing the same thing, |
| 0:35.7 | aren't you? No, you're not angry at him. You're just pointing at him, right? |
| 0:39.4 | No, never. Never angry, just pointing at you. Hey you, hey you, I know you, I know you. |
| 0:49.5 | Welcome to a Friday Night Edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:54.0 | You want so many ships? You got it! I'm your host, Luke Burbank. |
| 0:59.0 | Wing in it. 187 pounds. It's working. It's working. Indeed, Julio. It's working. Hi, this is Luke's |
| 1:10.2 | Mom 2B coming tonight on TBTL. At 2.10 a. One of you, one of our dear tens of listeners, |
| 1:20.4 | stabbed me in the back today. So hard. I can still kind of taste the prison chive. |
| 1:28.2 | More on that at 720. Hey, you know the biggest problem with flying, not enough passengers, |
| 1:33.6 | hallucinating slash going blind from the in-flight moonshine. Problem solved, Virgin America. |
| 1:41.6 | I ended that sentence with two, count them two exclamation points. Does that make me a loser? |
| 1:47.4 | Will debate whether exclamation points should in fact be banished from the English language. That's |
| 1:52.0 | it. 8 o'clock tonight. Hi Flash. I know it's Jesus, but I drank a little. Hello. How you feeling? Good. |
| 2:01.8 | Walking is still happening. You said today that when you were on your walk, |
| 2:06.4 | it sounds like your man, Jason, took, would you say, took exception to the fact that I am so surprised |
| 2:12.3 | that you've maintained your walking schedule? Yeah, it was pretty funny. He said, Luke seems like |
| 2:16.8 | really stunned that you're keeping with your walking. And I said, well, Luke and I are two |
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