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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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| 0:00.0 | Get ready with me, gym edition. |
| 0:01.7 | First thing, your watch. |
| 0:03.1 | Who else is going to track your workout? |
| 0:04.9 | Play some tunes and celebrate your new personal best. |
| 0:07.9 | The new Samsung Galaxy Watch 8 is the ultimate health coach powered by AI. |
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| 0:22.1 | Saving against connectivity and device, eligibility, credit checks and terms apply. |
| 0:25.0 | Compatible smartphone, Vodafone airtime plan, Samsung Accounts and Health App required. |
| 0:28.1 | Intended for general wellness and fitness only. |
| 0:32.1 | This episode is sponsored by Boots, your go-to destination for your travel health needs, |
| 0:37.4 | including access to malaria prevention, vaccinations and advice. As you all know, we're always busy travelling around the world, aren't we, George? Indeed, you've just returned from New York. I have returned from... New York? Oh, I've just moved to New York as well, actually. You just moved to New York? No, I'm not moved, I've actually been. Yes, you have. I've just moved from, that's why I say travel. Oh, okay. Yeah, but we're all over the place. And you're constantly filming content with different people in different countries. But let me tell you, one way to make travel admin so much simpler is by popping into a boots store. That's right, George. Make boots the destination for your travel health needs. |
| 1:14.6 | They offer access to advice, travel vaccinations and malaria prevention. |
| 1:19.6 | But not only that, you can now access travel health services online for things like jet lag with Boots Online Doctor, |
| 1:24.6 | so you can get the help or advice you need wherever you may be. |
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| 1:35.4 | You must be registered with Boots.com forward slash online doctor and logged in when placing your order. |
| 1:40.9 | Can only be used on jet lag, altitude sickness, period delays and swimmer's ears. |
| 1:46.0 | Cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer. Valid until the 31st of August 2025. |
| 1:51.7 | Travel vaccinations and health advice service eligibility criteria and charges apply. |
| 1:55.7 | A consultation fee may apply in selected pharmacies subject to availability, boots online doctor services. |
| 2:01.8 | Access to a treatment is subject to an online consultation with a clinician to assess suitability, |
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