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🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Amazon brings the UEFA Champions League. |
| 0:03.0 | Unbelievable. |
| 0:05.0 | With Tuesday's unmissable match. |
| 0:08.0 | Enchantingly wonderful. |
| 0:10.0 | World-class players. |
| 0:14.0 | Zeller! |
| 0:16.0 | What a strike! |
| 0:18.0 | Incredible drama. |
| 0:19.0 | And Harlan! |
| 0:23.0 | History in the making. |
| 0:24.6 | Rice would take two! |
| 0:27.2 | The UEFA Champions League. |
| 0:29.7 | It's on Prime. |
| 0:35.0 | This Tuesday, Amazon brings the unmissable UAFa Champions League match. |
| 0:36.3 | Unbelievable! Tottenham versus Villarreal. And it's tough. UAFA Champions League match. Unbelievable. |
| 0:39.1 | Tottenham versus Villarreal. |
| 0:41.6 | And it's touched. Goal. |
| 0:43.2 | What a straight. |
| 0:44.9 | The UAFA Champions League, Tuesday from 6.30pm. |
| 0:49.1 | It's on Prime. |
| 0:52.6 | This episode is brought to you by the current account Switch service, who let you call the shots when switching bank accounts. |
| 0:59.6 | Right, let's be honest, switching bank accounts is one of those adulting things. |
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