Matteo Lane

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Matteo Lane returns to Stavvy's World to recap Paris Fashion Week, talk about meeting Tyra Banks, what it was like to get a standing ovation from Kodak Black and his baby, and debate an age-old question (Italy or Greece?). Matteo and Stav help callers including a guy wondering if he should double down on a thirsty DM that was left on read, and a 24-year-old who needs help coping with his burgeoning baldness.

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0:00.0	.
0:03.3	.
0:06.3	everybody back
0:09.4	9-04-800-STOP call-in if you if you need us to help you solve all your life's problems
0:15.7	We have our first repeat guest my pal one of my one of my best friends and come you know what?
0:22.3	I'm gonna take off the income and he me tell you just one of my best boys. That's high praise
0:26.7	You know, it's funny because when you meet someone through comedy, you're like, oh, yeah, I know them through comedy
0:31.6	And it's like if you look at the years, it's like, oh, it's I've known Mateo almost a decade
0:35.9	Yeah
0:37.9	Like we've in this in this very apartment
0:40.3	We've seen each other's penis is probably six years ago seven years ago. Yeah, that's a seven years ago
0:45.0	Seven years ago. Yeah, good for us. We've gone through so many different so many different of my looks no mustache completely bald
0:51.6	Yeah, you you've gone through a huge
0:54.2	I've I've almost remained yeah the same Mario character. Yes, yes, Luigi traditional. Yeah, I'm the character
1:00.3	They have to keep you know, they got to make new action figures of me. I have more hair classic. That's right
1:05.2	More hair, which is nice more hair mo boat mo botox
1:10.9	Pretty much I have what would happen if me and L. Just got Botox you think you guys will look very great
1:15.7	You think we'd look good you have good skin
1:17.2	We talked about this on the plane that you have like you were like the one of the with all the things that God has done for me
1:22.8	The only thing the only solid God did my bottom the rest of my body big mess
1:27.7	You are not a big mess. It's great. Thank you. So you're so fashionable and paris. Thank you
1:32.4	That's right. And we had to have Mateo back of course
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