4.4 • 8.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2022
⏱️ 131 minutes
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0:00.0 | You make weird, you make weird, you make weird, you make weird all yeah, you make weird, you make weird, you make weird all yeah. |
0:12.1 | You make it weird with neat homes. |
0:15.4 | What's happening weirdos? This is the incredible Mateo Lane, one of the funniest comedians working today. |
0:21.3 | I'm so glad we got to sit right here on the old sleepover couch. |
0:24.9 | You're in for, you're about to enter Rift City. |
0:27.5 | I don't know if you know that. Okay, a couple things to plug. |
0:31.1 | I'm going to be at the Just For Lapse Fest this year. |
0:33.9 | Check that out. I'm also going to be in Cancun for the Just For Lapse Festival. |
0:39.1 | I say that like it's a question. It's true. November 2nd, it's Just For Lapse Escapes. |
0:44.8 | So go to pollen.co for tickets to that or just look up the JFL Just For Lapse Festival in Montreal. |
0:52.6 | I hope to see you there. Always, always, always fun. We're going to be doing live podcasts at both of those festivals. |
0:57.7 | And I also do a monthly show here in Los Angeles at Largo. |
1:01.6 | It's always incredible. The most recent one we had Bill Burr, River Butcher. |
1:05.4 | It was awesome. Go to Largo-LA.com for tickets to those. Always fun. |
1:11.8 | And if you like the show, why not show your support and try a pizza pick. |
1:15.7 | I'm wearing one right now. These are my perfect jeans, my PJs. |
1:19.4 | Perfect jeans. I love them. As you know, I am a hater of hard pants. |
1:25.3 | I don't understand how it's 2022. And we're still walking around with drawers that crack or khakis. |
1:32.2 | Fucking khakis or stiff uncomfortable shits. I hate that stuff. |
1:37.3 | Get some comfortable soft pants that look good. The problem was comfortable soft pants don't often look good. |
1:43.8 | These just look like jeans. You can't even tell. You can't even tell that these are made. |
1:48.2 | I believe it's 2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for extra comfort and movement that your man parts require. |
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