We Made It Weird #95

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Pete and Val catch up and get INTO it!

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0:00.0	You made it weird with me at home.
0:15.5	What's happening weirdos?
0:17.6	I know what's happening with me.
0:19.6	I got a pee really bad.
0:21.9	What's happening weirdos?
0:22.8	This is Pieden Valerie.
0:23.6	This is the Friday edition of my Come Out on Saturday.
0:25.8	Who knows?
0:26.3	It's July 15, 2016.
0:28.3	2022.
0:30.3	I still feel like it's 21.
0:31.6	I cannot believe it's 2020.
0:33.2	No, can believe it.
0:34.4	I still feel like it's 2020 because that was the last time we were able to frolic on
0:38.9	the beach just licking each other's faces at random.
0:41.9	I'm so glad you said faces.
0:44.0	I didn't know what you're saying.
0:45.6	No, I'm not full of filth today.
0:47.4	And this is a great episode.
0:48.8	As usual, I unload some of my anxieties and Valerie salves them with the salve that
0:53.8	we all need.
0:55.1	Valves.
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