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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Walsh, Paul Rust, John Gemberling

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2013

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Animal Lovers - Join Matt Walsh, Paul Rust, and John Gemberling as they explore the world of animal lovers on today’s improv4humans! They’ll become a family of bonobos, treat you to a real special barbecued Thanksgiving, and get to the bottom of an incident that occurred during a Tom Petty concert. Plus, the return of the Mope Report! Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon . You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo Pig Sooie: Comedy for Atheists” at mattbesser.com and Dragoon’s new album “This Galaxy Is But A Nursery” at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

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0:10.4

I know you have square space is it easy? You were told me that super simple. Yeah, you go square space calm because you're kind of a internet

0:19.6

Yeah, I live in a square

0:22.6

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0:28.4

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0:44.3

Welcome to improv for humans with Matt Bessert. That's me. This is improv for humans

0:52.2

Not for guys to take a really wide turn when they're taking a you turn to come back for a parking space

0:59.2

And I made a shorter turn and got into the parking space really quickly and then he comes down

1:04.4

He's looking at me like hey, man

1:05.8

It's my space. I'm like why you make it go all the way down the fucking block

1:09.2

But I gave it to him because I'm fucking human and I fucking metered it instead

1:15.2

Today three other humans in myself will be improvising. I've just suggested giving to me at Matt Bessert

1:19.9

You got to be there on Twitter. Why because your suggestions will become

1:24.5

Comedy watch it happen right now with the best improvisers in the universe

1:31.7

Paul Rust that's the kind of thing you would do. You're a nice guy. You would have given up that parking spot, right?

1:37.6

Well, I thought you you were gonna say I'm a nice enough guy to give myself the title best improviser the universe

1:44.4

Yes, no, no, no, I probably

1:47.8

It wouldn't have done it out of any sort of a goodwill. It would have been out of fear of what getting your car keyed

1:54.4

Yeah, that guy just punching me in the face, you know punching face

1:59.5

He's the last angel. He still has to go park though, right? Well, no, he would take the spot and then

2:06.2

Additionally punch me in the face. Wow

2:09.0

Chase down your car. Yeah, you're gonna give him the spot. Why is he still angry at you? I don't know guys are dicks, you know

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