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Matt McCusker & Bobby Gump are Twin Flames

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0

Tzukkow,

0:02.0

Tzukkawakak,

0:03.0

Kallakau,

0:04.0

Kau-da-kata

0:05.0

Kau-da-Kall

0:08.0

Kappa-e

0:09.0

yeah,

0:10.0

so-Kulok-Moh-Kall

0:12.0

Tuku-tukau-gooka-woo,

0:14.0

kuk-tuk-mola,

0:16.0

kow-da-pac-de-or-luri

0:18.0

Burokai,

0:20.0

a kapak-kri-do-lok-moh-moh-moh-moh-huk-moh-moh-a

0:23.0

Yeah, that put it down to me. Bolo kai, I'ma, don't look umma,

0:22.4

shukolokamola, yeah, chukukakak, I was awesome. Sit there. Sit there. No, no, no, sit there. I want you to hear this. No, I already know he's good. I don't want to get outshine by him. It's too late. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's play that's play.

0:37.7

I'll give you a little bit.

0:38.9

Matt, you put yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too late.

1:05.5

I'll give you a little bit. You put the microphone close to your... Yes. I'm not going to take a keyboard seat, man. No, no I guess it's beautiful.

1:08.8

He wants to challenge.

1:09.9

It's beautiful. Matt, Matt okay when a white guy tries to challenge me at piano I get really yeah it's like what are you gonna pull out on apicus and go quick wait yeah yeah yeah go back in here man god just fucking work on all right off. Let's see it. Dueling pianos? Yeah. That's the only song I have. You have warm ears too. Why is this so warm? My red Irish face? Yeah, yeah. Warm ears. Yeah, your ears are so warm. White people's ears are so warm. That's an observation that people don't normally talk about.

1:44.6

No, you have warm noses, warm ears. True. Yeah, yeah. My ears are hot right now. Cold dick, though. Warm hearts. You have a cold dick. Okay. I have a freezing cold. My dick's like a dog's nose. Wow. Is it translucent like a Vietnamese spring roll? Yeah, exactly. I can see the veins and everything and all the workings.

2:02.7

Do you ever have like the grow a frog?

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