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🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 92 minutes
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We welcome back Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? We chat fatherhood, Airplane seats, “goo goo gaga”, bad roommates, baker of 1940, dinosaur denial, aging bodies, Pizza Hut nostalgia, and the “responsible one”.
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| 0:00.0 | Tzuktucawarko-chukkawakki, Chukumbolla, Kau-da-u-da-pac-de-o-lewuri to look-mah and I'ma-ca-a-ta-put-luc-mo-law-a-you-look-molaee. I'm sorry, and I'm |
| 0:28.6 | And I'm Jaime Garcia |
| 0:31.0 | And this is the Bobby and Jaime Garcia show |
| 0:34.2 | And I'm Kalila |
| 0:36.5 | I don't know how to your voice Sorry I'm Kaliva. I'm Kalila. The testosterone in my veins is pumping. I break the mouth. Are you still in the Hawaiian stuff? Yeah. He knew that he was, I told him he was coming, so. I didn't know he was coming. You said you're. Hi. How are you? How are you? Good. Hi, how are you? Just those two seats right there. Good see again, man. You're a new papa, right? Yes. Congratulations. Thank you. What do you want us? |
| 1:11.0 | I think you're going to go right there. I think he's in the middle. I love it over there. It's cozy. Who plays the piano? Would you ever sit in the middle seat in the airplane? Me? I have an uncle that's one. I've ruined a couple of flights. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Here, Hyman. |
| 1:28.9 | Obviously. How's Hyman? I've ruined a couple of flights, sure. You're in? Yeah. Here, Hemet, I move this way. |
| 1:29.3 | How's Hyman here? Move more. |
| 1:32.3 | Am I good here? |
| 1:34.3 | This is cozy. |
| 1:36.3 | That's Ralph. |
| 1:37.3 | Good. |
| 1:38.3 | Yeah? |
| 1:39.3 | You live here? |
| 1:40.3 | No, I live with Ralph. |
| 1:41.3 | But I just come out here for work. |
| 1:43.3 | How many days you have to come out here? Like four days. A week? A week? Yeah, four days a week. Oh, he missed a couple days. I come here four days a week, and this is the whole month. I come here four days a week when I do come, if I come. Yeah, Ralph's just a house playing with his girlfriend and playing with his car's and stuff. Do you live with Ralph? He's in love. He's got a new girl? He's got a new girl, and he's in love, okay? I'm trying to understand the verdict. Wait, what happened for him? Is this me? Hey, Bobby. That's up faggates. Whoa. Oh, hey. Riyadh. We're back, baby. Riyadh, kids go back. |
| 2:20.3 | You're in the house of Lee now, Bobby. How faggots. Whoa. Hey. Reha. Back, baby. Reha. Let's go. You're in the house of Lee now, baby. You fuck you, fat faggit. Whoa. Oh, I'm sorry. You look fantastic. Your eyes, though? I said tell you this right now. Thanks, bud. No, it's not a good thing. |
| 2:35.0 | Okay. |
| 2:35.8 | Round eye. G.I. Yeah. Is it some faku eyes? Yeah, you do. What's that? What? The floating iris. Yeah. I don't know what that is. You have a floating iris? Billy Eilish eye. You know what you're where that cans? |
| 2:53.1 | I'm gonna put the cans on. Iris? Billy Elish. |
| 2:52.2 | You know what you're you know where that cans? |
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