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🗓️ 3 December 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | Can't get enough of comedy legend Sarah Silverman? Well, you're in luck because Sarah is guest hosting The Daily Show this week. |
0:08.0 | And you can listen to her episodes in the podcast The Daily Show Ears Edition. You'll also get highlights, extended interviews, and |
0:15.1 | hilarious segments straight from the show. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on |
0:21.0 | the I-Heart Radio App, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
0:27.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:31.0 | I got a girlfriend, I not get laid for free. Thank you very much |
0:38.0 | further ensuring I will never get laid once his airs. I like to impress girls though. |
0:45.0 | Holy shit, just look at me. |
0:47.0 | You catch more flies with honey, but you catch more honey when you're flying. |
0:53.0 | My wrong about that? |
1:00.0 | My wrong about that? |
1:02.0 | You might hate that joke today, but you'll still quote it tomorrow. |
1:06.0 | I don't know why. |
1:07.0 | That is... |
1:08.0 | Been on a terrible dates, y'all. |
1:12.0 | Well, on the day when this one girl |
1:14.6 | asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up |
1:16.0 | because she was only like 28 years old. |
1:17.7 | And she was like, I want to be like a volunteer, |
1:19.8 | but like, I want to get paid for it. |
1:21.6 | And I was like, I think you want to be an employee. |
1:25.0 | I have to get all tricky with my English and shit. |
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