Comedy Legend Leslie Jones is hosting The Daily Show next week and you can listen to her episodes in the podcast The Daily Show Ears Edition.

You'll also get highlights, extended interviews, and hilarious segments

straight from the show.

Listen to The Daily Show EARS Edition on the I-Heart radio app, Apple Podcast,

or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Oh, I was, uh, I was trying to think I'm an anti-plastic surgery but I think I'd like to have one of those

home decorators come into my brain and say what is it 1985 in here let's get rid of some of this stuff.

Fear of being suffocated to death by balloons are you using that because it's taking up a lot of space.

Oh it's tough all over. My mom told me recently she said,

honey when you don't wear makeup, you look mentally ill.

So now when I go home I'm certain to wear a thick green

eyeshadow and a line of lipstick around my lips, huh?

Baby, look pretty, no, my name.

Yeah.

Ah, he was good. I, uh, when I was growing up, I was growing up I was a bit of a dark kid I was reading in the paper that a lot of kids in the United States are suffering from depression

younger and younger our children are seeing the sippy cup as half empty.

And I was a bit of a dark kid.

I had occasionally staged my own death for fun.

Mother, I've taken a whole bottle of pills. Oh my God what did you take?

Tums. Maria those are your fathers. What mother mother, I can't hear you.

The calcium is coursing through my hands. Hello everybody that was Maria Bamford you just heard from her

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