I've decided not to drink alcohol for this episode so as to not impair my ability to drive

whilst recording the podcast. Are you driving while recording the podcast? Yeah, I'm driving right now.

I'm on the, I'm on the, I'm on the 505. Oh, you're on the 505? You're about to exit on the 101,

then take the 98 down to the 74. Yeah, I'm, I'm eastbound right now.

This is how, this is how people from California talk about highways.

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Laughter is the best medicine.'s your boy Ethan hey I referenced

a it's your boy Patrick I don't say that it's Patrick

and I'm Patrick and I just referenced a

Robin Williams movie that wasn't

Goodwill Hubber or what was it that I thought it was Goodwillwill. Dead Poets Society. Dead Poets Society. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. Those two movies are two sides of the same coin, I feel like. Is that so? Yeah. I feel like Robin Williams went through his, I want to be empathetic face. And he made those two films. and then he went back to dressing up like a lady in

Being a genie but everybody has their face everybody has their face. Yeah, what's up man? What's going on?

I don't know what's put-po-poo-puffin

Well, Leo was sick yesterday

No, so I had to take it I had to take a personal day because you know what's crazy about those like personal days? I don't think I've ever taken a sick day in my entire life. Are you serious? My entire working life. I've never taken a sick day. Every chance I get. Dude, you know what's crazy? I think Holy Spirit might owe me money for untaken, unused sick days. Oh, do you get paid for unused sick days? I don't have to get paid for any when you leave sometimes you get like paid out for sick days? I don't know if you get paid for on you sick days. When you leave, sometimes you get paid out for sick days that you haven't used. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Is it roll over? Is it like minutes from singular? Is there a rollover? I think you can roll over five sick days per year. that way you don't just never get sick and just rack up those sick days

until you leave in 20 years and they just pay out like hundreds of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

That's what real companies do. Is that what they do? Yeah, well, at least my dad. My dad just like never takes

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