The Allahagahaney River.

I like how you add another H in.

Like it's A-L-L-E-G-H-H-E-N-Y. Al-Gahaney River. That's how it's pronounced. I talked to a yinzer, and he said, yep, that's right. Al-Gahaney. Yeah, it's me, Rocky Balboa. And I'm swimming in the Al-Gahany River. That's Philadelphia. Rocky was in Philadelphia.

Me and Rocky and Ben Rothesberger walk into a bar and everybody goes. and I'm swimming in the Alagahini River. That's Philadelphia. Rocky was in Philadelphia.

Me and Rocky and Ben Rothesberger walk into a bar and everybody goes, hey, how you're doing?

Me, Rocky, and Peyton Manning walk into a bar in Pittsburgh.

The liberals lose their minds.

Sylvester Stallone somehow makes $10 million.

That's my idea for a movie.

You ready to start the podcast? Music Sylvester Stallone somehow makes 10 million. That's my idea for a movie.

You ready to start the podcast? That's welcome to The Crunch.

The only podcast that knows that the scary godmother movies are way better than anything.

That crap that Disney Channel puts out on a hood Halloween town. I hate that junk.

Scary godmother.

A scary godmother?

Scary godmother all the way. It's your boy.

I've never heard of this.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Scary godmother goaded.

I don't care for Halloween town. I don't care for for Halloween town.

I don't care for, what is the other one that everybody liked?

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