Matt Damon
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 57.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Matt Damon, and I feel good about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:09.1 | I was encouraging you beforehand really go after me, and you chose to be a kind man. |
| 0:14.4 | The most anodyne answer. |
| 0:20.3 | Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking |
| 0:27.1 | blues, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends. |
| 0:35.2 | I can tell that we are going to be friends |
| 0:38.9 | Hey there |
| 0:40.6 | Welcome to Connor O'Brien needs a friend |
| 0:42.6 | I just freaked out my co-workers |
| 0:44.9 | You okay? |
| 0:46.1 | I am now |
| 0:46.8 | Yeah, I was looking up at the light that's above us |
| 0:50.1 | Is that a bug? Is that a dead bug? |
| 0:52.8 | I didn't even notice that. |
| 0:53.7 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:54.3 | I was just looking up at the light and I went into a little bit of a trance and all of you were staring at me. And I think I left my body. Well, you weren't just in a trance. You were making the sound of like a dripping faucet. Yeah, I was going. Yeah. I don't know what I was doing there. I've been working a lot lately |
| 1:11.6 | and I had a something I had to do last night |
| 1:13.8 | and so I'm not well rested, and I feel a little high, even though I've taken no substances. |
| 1:21.1 | So just seconds ago, I was staring up at the light above us when you said okay Conan do the intro and I was going this |
| 1:28.6 | doing this with my mouth and I wasn't doing a bit I wasn't trying to be funny I was just looking |
| 1:34.1 | up at the light and making that noise and then I looked down and you were all staring at me as if I were |
| 1:39.5 | some sort of sideshow freak are you are? Are you okay? I'm not. |
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